Truss

verb

to tie the arms and legs of someone together tightly and roughly with rope to prevent them from moving or escaping:

noun

a device for holding an organ of the body, especially part of the intestine, in its correct position after it has moved because of an injury

Liz Truss

U turn if you want to

This lady is not for turning

But you did, a few times

Then some more

You blamed your friend

And quickly showed him the door

Mary Truss.

You called yourself Elizabeth

Like the Queen

Who died within days of meeting you

Then you went on to kill the economy

Was this really a coincidence?

Truss noun

Used to hold your groin in position,

or your colon if it's trying to burst out your stomach

Like a groin bursting from its truss you also burst out of your position

And the contents of the countries intestine spilt shit everywhere

Truss verb

Your hands were tied

The markets didn't like you

Perhaps we needed a real Kwarteng

Not just a quasi one

And still we import too much cheese

You told us it was a disgrace

Trussonomics noun

To apply A level economics when running the country

To shovel pound notes into the fire

The act of crashing a car into the wall and blaming Putin

Lizzy T

You wrote a book about your rise to power

Your publishers said it would be out by Christmas

And so were you

You rose to power slowly

But left at the speed of light

Liz

We thought Boris was bad

But you made us miss him

You made Sir Kier look effective

Perhaps we should give you credit for this

Reminding us that things can always be worse

L

You're a fighter not a quitter

You confidently told us on 19th October

And you quit on the 20th

Perhaps your most welcome U turn

45 days and now you are gone