Notre-Dame

Quasimodo needed some help ringing the bells, so the Bishop of Notre-Dame agreed to place an advert in the Paris Times.

Quasi was in the bell tower in Notre Dame when a man with no arms and no legs bounced up the steps.

[Read it in your best Quasi voice] "How can I help you" Quasi said.

"I'm here for the bell ringing job" says the man with no arms and legs.

[Quasi voice] "But how will you ring the bell?" asks Quasi.

The man bounced back, then bounces really fast launching himself at the bell.

DOOOOOOiiiiiinnnnnnnng goes the bell. It swings away, then swings back smashing the man out of the bell tower falling the great height to the pavement below!!

Quasi runs down from the bell tower and as he reaches the steps of the cathedral the Bishop is standing over the man looking distraught.

"Quasi!" The bishop exclaims, "who is this man?"

[Quasi voice] "I don’t know his name but his face rings a bell" replies Quasi.

Note to self: Tell this joke every time you visit or mention Paris, no matter how many times you've told it or how fed up people get with it.