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My Ode to The Food Chain
My ode to the food chain
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Dads
Some great TV dads
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Happy Valentines Day
My Valentine Days Poem
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Die Hard
Die Hard at Christmas
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Minor Injuries
Kerry and her minor injury
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My Favourite Things
My favourite pavement.
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The Queen of Hearts
Lady Di, Princess Di, England's Rose RIP
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This Country
This Country, and Cotswold Distillery
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London
London by Alan Partridge
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Caution - May Contain Wine
Bo Burnham - Inside - White Womans Instagram
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Relationships
Relationships - Charlie Brooker
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Notre-Dame
My Notre-Dame joke
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The Iron Lady
A poem about Mrs Thatcher
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Soap Mending
The Guild of International Soap Menders
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Washing
A poem I wrote about drying your washing
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Pete & Bernies Philosophical Steakhouse - Alan Partridge
The inspiration behind the title at the top of the page!